Facebook Fight Bomb
Facebook is a thriving internet community that helps you connect with old and new friends, family, co-workers, douchey ex-boyfriends and people who you graduated with but never once talked to in high school. It’s a phenomenon that takes internet stalking into the thunderdome. The anonymity of hiding in the quiet dark behind your computer screen can make you speak up when you would otherwise be quiet, rise up when you would normally stand down. It can imbue a mostly timid human being with a sudden bravery. It can also start mega mega internet bitch fights.
Let’s face it. Some people are idiots about Facebook. Posting updates whenever they eat a particularly delicious turkey club sandwich. Letting you know HOW ANGRY THEY ARE ABOUT TEH FLIPPIN DMV!!!!!!1!! Bragging when they go to a cool concert of an indie band that they knew about before you did. Making sure everyone sees the picture of little Timmy his first time on the potty! Everyone wants to have their say and sometimes throughout all that sayin’, misinterpretation can turn into a knock-down, drag-out internetz fiasco.
So next time you read a 29 comment-long thread fight about which Law & Order series is the best, rudely interrupt with an uninformed and antagonistic opinion. It’ll be fun.
Or better yet, bomb those really personal and vicious fights that couples get into on Facebook. Hey, if they didn’t want your opinion, they wouldn’t have posted it all over your news feed, right? They want to see you comment with “BURRRNNNNN” or “YOU GET ‘IM, GIRL!” I believe it’s what they’re really looking for. Now, go forth and book all over their faces.
P.S. Dave and Anthony weren’t seriously fighting. They’re just a bunch of silly geese and I love them. But after writing this technique in September and trolling Facebook for MONTHS trying to find my friends fighting, I just decided to take what I could get. Like my profile picture?
P.P.S. SVU is the best Law & Order. I love you, Elliot Stabler.
mc:lp
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